Romantic Scribbles

OK so I know I’m a sporadic blogger and have no right to call out others for not blogging…but…I’m going to. Let me give you some context: So often I go to my blog feed and there are countless blogs by people. Some of friends, many are not, and as I scan through the list I think how I’d rather be reading blogs by the following list of people.

So here it is a list of people I wish would blog more, or start blogging, or tell me where their blog is so I can read it.

1. Crystal Hutcheson. Crystal stop sucking and start blogging.  Crystal was my first and–to date–only intern.  I believe I have had no other interns because people are intimidated to attempt to fill her shoes.  She is super creative, reminds me of Tina Fey, and is one of my favorite people in the world.  Her blogs tend to be creative, funny, and way better than mine. So stop subjecting the world to my crap and give them something good to read.

2. Tammy Davis.  I know you’re all busy taking care of kids, and Terry and whatnot, but come on for realss.  Tammy happens to be one of the most creative people I know, and while I greatly admire her husband Terry, I’d like to hear a little more of Tammy’s voice in this inter-webs kind of life.  Tammy I implore you to make it happen.

3.  Andy Frazier.  To the left is a picture of a friend named Andy Frazier playing another round of what I can only assume is the game he invented in the Summer of 2000 called Corpse.  Basically Andy just goes limp and falls seeing who or what is willing to catch him.  It’s this kind of dedication to awesomeness that demands attention.  I’ll admit I don’t often stay in contact with Andy as much as I would like, but his writing is creative and entertaining.  Andy please for the love of all words that end in “o” write something.

4.  Garrett “GRockLobstar” Laubscher.  Garrett was my college roommate my Freshman and Sophomore years in college, and while I wasn’t always easy to live with, Garrett was awesome.  Garrett lives and breathes punk rock, anti-establishment, and good ol’ fashion family values.  He’s smart and I hear he’s only gotten smarter.  His is a perspective I would like to read on a regular basis.  Garrett stop rockin’ so hard and write something.

5.  Kevin Switzer.  Despite the fact that in this photo Kevin looks like an angry convict, Kevin Switzer is the best tweeter I know.  His tweets are regularly a bright spot in a twitterverse full o’ crap.  Kevin has a blog, but doesn’t write on it very often. I, however, believe that Kevin has the ability to string together more than 140 characters of good times.  I, therefore, humbly implore you to write more often.  (And not technical crap about Iphone 4.0, let the tech geeks write about that junk.  You’re gifts are too powerful to waste on that nonsense.  It’s like leaving Luke to target swamp rats in his T-16, while the Death Star destroys the galaxy.)  So in the name of selfishness I request that you write more.

Ok so there are so many more that I wish would blog, but this is a beginning.  Now if you’re too reluctant to set up your own blogs at least, for the good of humanity, guest blog here.

PS.  All pictures stolen from Facebook.